My first two years of college have started with a bang. Each year I have been caught "drinking," and each time i have not consumed a drop, but have been in the presence of those who have. Be that as it may, it's kept note of, and it worries me. This time though my rat fink of an RA just
made matters worse. Instead of regretfully informing the room that we had to pour out the drinks, she pursed her already too thin lips (one of her more infuriating facial expressions), raised her hands and squealed, "there's nothing to say!" Oh fuck off. She was levitating by the time she left, so enjoying the "bust," without bothering to write down who was drinking and who was not (protocol), already having foregone the mandatory knock on the door. Well, as Keith Olbermann has previously done, I'm saying names and posting pictures.Talissa Huntsman, Bitch of the Year.

And trust me, that is the best she has ever looked.
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