what's a girl to do

when one has four pairs of underwear left, one must do the laundry.

I ordered two dresses online from the same company. The medium fits, the large is too small.
They are not doing a thing for my self-image.

I have to make a wand before the fourteenth. Or maybe I'll skip the wand and find some glasses. I am the only one dressing up for the premier in this town, and I do not care.

I told my mother not to bring pizza home for dinner in an effort to eat better, lose weight, etc. I'm proud, but then again, the large dress is far too small. harumph.